Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Yosemite Visit - Hiking Half Dome

Kids in Yosemite.   Half Dome here we come!


We have been anticipating our trip to Yosemite to hike Half Dome since March of this year.  That is when we were notified that we had received a permit that we applied for months earlier.  Apparently the hike/climb is so popular that you must have a permit or risk a $300 fine per person.  The permit is good for 6 hikers and runs about $58.  In spite of that we met up with several hikers who were willing to test the system and the fine.  This is also a great revenue source for the park as they issue hundreds of permits and tickets each day.  Ok, enough about permits...

Julie, Pete and I drove the 10 hours to Yosemite on Thursday.  Well, actually I drove while the others rode, read, slept and generally relaxed.  I know I've mentioned that Pete is Julie's father, but he also serves as our child.  "How much longer?"  "Can we make a potty stop?"  "What do we have to eat?"  You get it.  Also, once on the trail, Julie is constantly getting things from or putting things into his backpack so that he does not have to remove the pack which also requires her assistance.  Early into the hike Pete stuffs an orange into his pants pocket so that it is easy to get to should he need it and Julie is not immediately available.  I guess he does not mind the bulging pocket and questioning looks from other hikers as he hikes.

One of MANY forays into Pete's backpack for something.

We finally arrived after a long drive, checked into the hotel, had pizza for dinner as that was all that was available and then went to bed early as we had a 2 AM wake up in order to leave for the trail by 3 AM.  The next morning we met up with Julie's brother Sean who had arrived later the night before with his family.  We piled into the SUV and headed to the trail head 30 minutes away.  Even though it was dark, the views were breathtaking with the full moon.
Gorgeous scenery!

The 7 mile (one way) hike starts with some steep trails and then never ending steps in the rock of varying heights in order to achieve the 4,800 feet of elevation gain needed to get to Half Dome.  Luckily we had trained hard and the hike was just another quad workout.  Pete did an amazing job on the hike and even took time out to enjoy the wildlife, although the wildlife did not enjoy him....




Pete spots Bambi!
The hike takes you past Vernal Falls and Yosemite Falls as well as through the meadow at Little Yosemite Valley where the trail became more crowded as overnight campers joined in on the trek to the top.  During the hike we had plenty of opportunities to chat with people as we passed them or on a very rare occasion they passed us.  About 10% of the visitors to Yosemite are from outside the U.S..  by our accounts that seemed a bit low as many of the people we spoke to were from France, Canada, Germany, England and New York (is that part of the U.S.?).  They were all friendly and excited to get to the "cables".  The cables are installed on the last 400 feet to the top to aid hikers in getting up the wall of granite that averages a 45 degree slope meaning it is sometimes steeper than 45 degrees and somewhat less as you crest the top.  The cables are used to literally pull yourself up the steep and often slippery slope.  The cables are also where most traffic jams occur as people ascending Half Dome try to maneuver around those coming down.

Left to Right: Sean, Pete, Julie and Dave with The Cables in the background.  Yes, those specks are people on the cables.

Warning sign!!!

Dave on Cables near the top so not as steep.



Julie near the top so not as steep.

Sean further down the slope, much steeper.
The cables have planks of wood every 10 feet or so that provide a place to stand and wait or rest if needed.  The cables require a good bit of courage and a lot of shoulder strength.  Pete wisely opted out of the cable portion of the hike since he had recently torn a rotator cuff during a mountain bike fall...see previous blogs for specifics.  He waited patiently at the base of Half Dome known as Sub Dome, or party central.  This is where folks hang out before climbing, after climbing or while waiting for others.  Pete made himself comfortable and kept the many young women nearby entertained.  Oh, that orange...when Pete finally got to Sub Dome, he decided to sit on a rock to wait for our return.  As he squatted down, the orange became compressed in his shorts pocket and eventually launched itself out like a cannon ball.  Imagine an orange sphere ejected from a pocket skittering its way across the gray granite surface of Sub Dome, eventually dropping over the edge into oblivion. We considered calling Search and Rescue to see if they were willing to recover the orange from the rocks hundreds of feet below, but then thought better of it.  I am happy to report that was the only casualty of the climb.

Sub Dome.  Anybody see an orange?
We spent a little time and the top of Half Dome taking pictures and talking with people.  It was a very friendly bunch.  I ended up taking family photos for numerous groups, just one of the many services I provide.  


On Top!
The trip down Half Dome was more challenging than the trip up.  After years of hikers on the same path, the granite gets worn and is pretty slick which is much less noticeable on the way up.  You basically slide from one board to the next hanging on to the cables to try and keep the speed of the slide down to a minimum.  Most people chose to keep their backs to the bottom as they slid, but I preferred facing down so I could watch the other hikers below me on their way up or down.  It was entertaining, plus I could chat with them and take an occasional picture for them.  

The hike down the remaining 9 or so miles (yes, we took a longer route down) was uneventful with stops to take pictures of the beautiful scenery.  As we got closer to the bottom we ran into swarms of mortals as they "hiked" to see Vernal Falls.  The Park is CRAZY busy by mid day.

Yosemite Falls

Pete and his baby boy, Sean...ahhhhhh.


Dave and Julie, oh, and some background scenery
 One last thing before we go.  As you park your car in the park, there is a sign warning that food items left on the car will attract bears who will rip your doors off for a Snickers bar...  Who wouldn't?  Any way, I asked Pete to pose with the pictures and here is what we got.  You have to look closely to spot Pete "driving" the car and then reacting to the bear....

The display with Pete "driving".

Pete minding his own business as he drives...

Pete realizes he is not alone in the car!
Ok, you can not tell me Pete is not a hoot.  He is such a good sport.  As always we had a great time with him and really enjoyed Sean coming out for our latest adventure.  Oh, and I have to point out that the stuff in this fake vehicle is pretty close to the clutter in Pete's car as he is always hauling recyclable materials in his car plus a bunch of other junk he may need if the apocalypse hits.








Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Having a Fit over Fit Bit

Julie got us Fit Bits for Christmas last year.  It was intended to inspire us to keep fit, like we need some constant reminder about how many steps we have taken each day.  In fact, it has become a constant source of disappointment and frustration. The trouble started when Pete "buddied" up with us so we could all compare our weekly steps against one another.  It seemed like a great idea at the time and I honestly thought it would motivate Pete to get out and get some exercise.  What seemed like a good idea at the time has turned into a nightmare.  Each week I get a summary of my, Julie's and Pete's total steps for the week and without many exceptions, Pete is the step "winner" by a long shot.  How can that possibly be?  We are runners, Pete is not.  When he works out, he is with us going the same distances.  We should be kicking his butt!

I have studied this phenomenon for months looking for some glitch or trick that may be causing this obvious mistake.  Here is what I discovered...  Costco has a sale on toilet paper...you know, 30 rolls!!!  Well, you are limited to one massive block of toilet paper per customer.  That is obviously not enough for someone who invests in toilet paper futures so Pete buys his block of 30, walks to the car, returns for his next block of 30, walks to the car and so on until he has accumulated 6 of the blocks for a total of 180 rolls, keep in mind there are only two people in their home.  OK, toilet paper consumption aside, this walking adds up!  Then you have the six trips to the car just to get out of the driveway.  Keys?  Wallet?  Phone? Coupons (toilet paper)? Shirt?  Shoes?  Many of us would, A. Learn from previous mistakes and think about what we need so one trip to the car is sufficient, B. Discover we had forgotten the keys and think, what else should I get before going back to the car?  Or, just keep walking out, discovering something else is missing and going back specifically for that item, repeating this process over and over again.  More Step accumulation!  On a recent road trip, we were at a standstill while they escorted vehicles past the construction.  Pete took this as an opportunity to walk quite a ways away from the car in order to take care of "business" while pretending to enjoy the flora and fauna.  Once that was complete he walks over to talk with some truckers, a motorcycle gang, kids on skateboards, a dog and a bush.  All the while I'm thinking of the steps he is accumulating while I have to wait in traffic in the event it is our turn to go.  I did vow to leave him if he was not back, but as always, he timed his last step perfectly to arrive just as we were ready to go.

If this was not bad enough, we take the same hike, cover the same distance and compare steps and he is ahead, way ahead on steps!  How can that be?!  Frustrated, I walked behind him counting his steps against mine.  The Fit Bit is right.  Here is the problem, his stride is probably normal for a strapping 5 foot 5 inch man.  My stride is considerably longer meaning fewer comparable steps over the same distance.  20 percent fewer to be exact!  I can't possibly win this competition.  Yes, it is a competition, life is a competition!

I have given up trying to beat Pete, but can't help but cringe each week when our Buddy summary arrives.  Now that I think of it, he is killing us on toilet paper consumption too!
Make no mistake, this is a Step Machine.  Don't ask me to explain the rest....


Wednesday, August 3, 2016

East Coast Vacation

Can you technically be on vacation when you are retired?  I'll get back to you on that one.  Anyway, we traveled east to visit my oldest daughter, her husband and two boys.  She is VERY pregnant with son number three and we honestly hoped he would come while we were there so we could help out, but he did not make an appearance.  We did get to spend a few days in Southern Maryland swimming, watching movies, walking with the boys and putting together Lego's.  Our oldest grandson Jack organized a Lego building contest between Julie and myself.  We each had to put together some pre-assigned Star Wars fighter craft, instructions included.  If I had not gotten that eyelash in my eye I am certain I would have won.  Anyway, Julie managed to construct hers in record time as I fumbled with the pieces.  They are very small you know!  We had a great deal of fun with all of them and are planning to go back for Thanksgiving when we will meet Benjamin Issac and have a rematch.

Jack, Papa, and Seth (Hamming it up)

Papa, Jack and Julie

Seth


Did I mention that Julie got her hair cut short?  I guess the picture above was a clue.  She decided after great consideration and my prompting that it was time to go short and sassy.  It looks amazing!



While we were back east...why do we always say "back east"?  The term is a matter of convention.  I will define that at another time.  We say back east, out west, down south and up north.  At some point the settlers of this country started in the east and some moved west, making back east a common term.  Out west makes sense if most settlers started in the east.  I have no explanation for down south or up north other than they signify direction on a map.  Anyway, we were also back east for our niece's wedding. It was great to spend time with all of the nieces, eat all the local delicacies and spend time with two of my brothers.  The wedding was just outside of Philadelphia so we got to try Philly Cheese Steak sandwiches.  They are huge!  I guess I did not have to eat the entire sandwich but I did not want to seem like a west coast snob.  You know how folks can be out west...  We do not have similar speciality foods in Saint George.  I'm trying to convince my nieces to come visit us and all I could offer as far as local delicacies are the "World's Greatest Corn Dogs", their words, not mine as written on the side of the food truck that sits outside the hardware store from time to time.  I'm not sure how they know it is actually the worlds greatest, but I'm going with it for now.  Hopefully that is enough to get them out west.

Brother Gary, wife MaryAnn 
Brother Randy and wife Lynne

Brothers - Dave, Gary and Randy

Julie with bride Megan, niece Colleen and Dave

Niece Suzy and boyfriend Ryan

Greg and Megan (Bride and Groom)


Oh, in case you were wondering, we did not attend the DNC which was in Philly at the same time...

All the time we were gone I kept talking about our hiking and riding buddy, Pete.  Pete stories are my favorite to tell.  We honestly missed him.  Well, we are back home, out west, and once again hard at it with Pete.  We rode our bikes 20 miles yesterday and hiked the West Rim Trail in Zion today.  I've attached a picture or two from the hike....
The views are breathtaking!

The boys missed each other...Pete and Dave!