Pete Keeps Up with the Latest Trends in Fashion

I always knew Pete was a slave to fashion, but even I had no idea how far he would go to keep up with the latest trends.  I'm sure any of you who have viewed the news on line as I do have seen the latest star to expose the sides of her breasts in public.  Keep in mind I do not open these links, but I know they exist.  Well, we went to return Pete's cell phone which he had left at Walmart...in a shopping cart.  Being the wonderful son in law that I am, I went to the customer service counter (oxymoron) and asked if anyone had discovered a cell phone in a hideously pink case...my exact words.  One moment please as she gets on the store radio..."Has anyone turned in a cell phone in a hideously pink case?"...Oh, they have.  We will get it for you, just ANOTHER moment please.

After what seemed like an eternity, a nice gentlemen came up and asked if we could identify the phone...  Let's see, HIDEOUS pink case?  Who would knowingly ask for such a phone?  Ok, must be yours...

We took the phone to Pete who was working in the garage when we noticed the tears under both arms of his 20+ year old T-shirt.  I thought it must be falling apart, but then looking more closely, I realized the lengths Pete would go to in order to keep up with the latest fashion trends....

Pete keeping up with the Kardashians...

Because of my commitment to this blog, I painstakingly viewed picture after picture of side boob shots for what seemed like hours looking for one that I thought most closely resembled the look that Pete was going for.  Finally, totally exhausted I found it....

Watch for Pete on the cover of Vogue!